May232012
theflapperfactor: Your Digital Flapper Dictionary Terms and Useful Phrases That’s bullshit!   -   Thats all wet! I’ve got a shitty date   -   I’ve got a flat tire Don’t be stupid   -   Don’t be sill Move your ass!   -   Get a wiggle! A car you had sex in   -   Struggle Buggy Wasted   -   Spifflicated (from the words spiffy and intoxicated) That Hobo on the corner  -  That Palooka over there Now you’ve got it!   -   Now you’re on the trolly! A Gangsta’s bitch   -   A Moll A slut   -  A Hotsy Totsy I’m Engaged!   -   I’m Handcuffed Beer   -   Giggle Water Legs   -   Gams Boobs  -  Ninny Pies Rich Person   -   an egg The Commen Jerk   -   A Drugstore Cowboy Don’t be a shit head!   -   Don’t take any wooden nickels! That’s fucking awesome!  -  That’s the Bee’s knees! Honey, I said NO   -   Bank’s Closed, hon Holy Shit!   -   Hot Socks! That’s Great!  -  That’s the Cat’s Pajamas! Classy   -   Swanky I need to get wasted   -   I need to see a man about a dog A woman’s Cigarette   -   A freedom Torch That girl is HOT SHIT   -   That dames got IT My Homage to an era (the Roaring Twenties) that had no end of wonderful slang, you can add some of your favorites to the list, lets see just how big this Hay Burner (a large object) can get!

theflapperfactor:

Your Digital Flapper Dictionary

  • Terms and Useful Phrases
    • That’s bullshit!   -   Thats all wet!
    • I’ve got a shitty date   -   I’ve got a flat tire
    • Don’t be stupid   -   Don’t be sill
    • Move your ass!   -   Get a wiggle!
    • A car you had sex in   -   Struggle Buggy
    • Wasted   -   Spifflicated (from the words spiffy and intoxicated)
    • That Hobo on the corner  -  That Palooka over there
    • Now you’ve got it!   -   Now you’re on the trolly!
    • A Gangsta’s bitch   -   A Moll
    • A slut   -  A Hotsy Totsy
    • I’m Engaged!   -   I’m Handcuffed
    • Beer   -   Giggle Water
    • Legs   -   Gams
    • Boobs  -  Ninny Pies
    • Rich Person   -   an egg
    • The Commen Jerk   -   A Drugstore Cowboy
    • Don’t be a shit head!   -   Don’t take any wooden nickels!
    • That’s fucking awesome!  -  That’s the Bee’s knees!
    • Honey, I said NO   -   Bank’s Closed, hon
    • Holy Shit!   -   Hot Socks!
    • That’s Great!  -  That’s the Cat’s Pajamas!
    • Classy   -   Swanky
    • I need to get wasted   -   I need to see a man about a dog
    • A woman’s Cigarette   -   A freedom Torch
    • That girl is HOT SHIT   -   That dames got IT

My Homage to an era (the Roaring Twenties) that had no end of wonderful slang, you can add some of your favorites to the list, lets see just how big this Hay Burner (a large object) can get!

(via villaviceroy)
May182012

[8:03:14 PM] Span: So i was in NYC today

[8:03:17 PM] Span: And I went into Toys R Us

[8:03:24 PM] Span: And they had two sections of toys next to each other

[8:03:47 PM] Span: “Grow your own frogs (tadpoles)” and right next to it “Palentology”

[8:03:49 PM] Span: I lawled.

[8:03:51 PM] Tasha (Lau): oh god it’s the perfect span aisles

[8:05:52 PM] Pitafish: …

[8:05:55 PM] Pitafish: Span, ilu

[8:11:49 PM] Span: ilu too xD

[8:11:52 PM] Span: I was like DAHR

[8:11:58 PM] Span: THESE COULD NOT BE PLACED ANY CLOSER TO EACH OTHER

I'm sorry I need to stop the constant nelren 

6PM

Write a Head-canon about my character

etherealpunk:


If I like it I’ll keep it.

DO IT BROS

May142012
nelujix: [[OOC: SO LOOKIT WHAT I GOT IN THE MAIL! OHJEEZE! A PITH HELMET! I OWN A PITH HELMET! FRIG! Look at this thing, it’s amazing! So I threw on some orange, and my wig, and I’m now NEL! FRIGgberjb I’m so happy, you guys—I CAN’T EVEN! I’ve wanted a pith helmet for almost five years now… I’ll take proper pictures when I’m not dying, alright? Ohjeeze, I just… I’m so happy right now! ]]

nelujix:

[[OOC: SO LOOKIT WHAT I GOT IN THE MAIL! OHJEEZE! A PITH HELMET! I OWN A PITH HELMET! FRIG! Look at this thing, it’s amazing! So I threw on some orange, and my wig, and I’m now NEL! FRIGgberjb I’m so happy, you guys—I CAN’T EVEN! I’ve wanted a pith helmet for almost five years now… I’ll take proper pictures when I’m not dying, alright? Ohjeeze, I just… I’m so happy right now! ]]

May102012
April302012

(Source: mrsaberhagen)
April292012

dither-ler started following you

Um…

I don’t know who you…well, y’all are, but you have nice hats.

Also, what’s a thneed?

character blogs following one another AWYEAH 

April242012

thesassylorax:

One of those days, hey buddy?

(Source: mrsaberhagen)
April212012
thesassylorax: Smooth moves.

thesassylorax:

Smooth moves.

(Source: luk3y)
April112012

I may not be a great romantic…

nelujix:

idwyn:

… but I’m not sure if I’d be flattered if someone called my heart a fossil. Are you saying it’s old and dried out and hard? Hurtful, just hurtful.

Also, we don’t have hearts.

That is all. Carry on.

I TRIED *cries forever*

I think it’s kinda cute that he tried.  Yeah, it did make me sound like an old gizzard, but…well, he tried.  That counts.

i have no hard feelings for you kammi this is just too funny idwyn: forever the realist 

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